Fart-Catching Underwear

Idea: Underwear which captures farts and releases them on demand, which is a silly idea that might help save the world from global warming. Also: getting out of boring work tasks, holding farts to be released later during police pat-downs, catching and bottling fart bubbles when in a bathtub or when wearing fishtank pants

Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 27

Felicity Blue (Facebook: @felicity.hills Instagram: @felfelblue)
Sai D (X: @saidee27 Facebook: @dsaihurrish Instagram: @saidee27)
Michael Dinkelis (Facebook: @mdinkelis Instagram: @mdinkdoesink)
Tom Walma (Facebook: @tom.walma X: @thomaswalma Twitch: @gameymcfitness)
Recorded at Podcast Detroit

Spheres-Are-Us and Death Contracts

Two idea: 1) Two sharp blades connected by a pivot point and used to cut paper, 2) house payment contracts which are meant to be paid until you die. Also: totally-not-invented-before ideas, the origins of the word "mortgage", quitting a job out of moral principle

Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 26

Steve Hansen (Facebook: @SteveHansenComedy)
Branden Milsk
Joey Derderian (Facebook: @joey.derderian.1)
Tom Walma (Facebook: @tom.walma X: @thomaswalma Twitch: @gameymcfitness)
Recorded at Podcast Detroit

Archimedes Death Mirror

Idea: To somehow use your rear-view mirror to blind people who are driving behind you with their brights on. Also: the poetic justice of blinding someone with their own light, intentionally becoming a victim so you can justifiably take delicious revenge

Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 26

Steve Hansen (Facebook: @SteveHansenComedy)
Branden Milsk
Joey Derderian (Facebook: @joey.derderian.1)
Tom Walma (Facebook: @tom.walma X: @thomaswalma Twitch: @gameymcfitness)
Recorded at Podcast Detroit

Oceanic Voice Cancellation

Idea: Voice cancellation where a person's voice is replaced by the soothing sounds of the ocean. Also: it'd make you more likeable if you're an annoying person, the best way to get fired, ruining ocean vacations

Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 26

Steve Hansen (Facebook: @SteveHansenComedy)
Branden Milsk
Joey Derderian (Facebook: @joey.derderian.1)
Tom Walma (Facebook: @tom.walma X: @thomaswalma Twitch: @gameymcfitness)
Recorded at Podcast Detroit

Bondage Basement (Reality Show)

Idea: A home renovation reality show where they build BDSM "dungeons" and deal with drama such as cost trade-offs, the structural support required to mount equipment on the walls or hang it from the ceiling, prudish contractors, etc. The idea is to be a parody of HDTV reality shows. Also: tiger cages, customized equipment for the obese, the "Silence of the Lambs" pit, a room full of dirty glass coffee tables

Jason Gilleran (Instagram: @hardgcomedy)
Dave Crumbley (Instagram: @davecrumbley)
Tom Walma (Facebook: @tom.walma X: @thomaswalma Twitch: @gameymcfitness)

Recorded at Broken Knuckle Studio

Car Roof Holograms

Idea: Holograms on the roofs of cars for expressing anger to nearby drivers. Also: sparkly ambulances in Japan, the 2Pac hologram, the Pepper's ghost illusion, mistaking the car roof hologram for a soul leaving the body after a car crash

Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 25

Ken Witzgall (Instagram: @kwitzgall Website: witzgallcomedy.com)
Scott Fischer (Instagram: @scottclarkekent Facebook: @scott.fischer.980)
Justin McLeod (RIP)
Tom Walma (Facebook: @tom.walma X: @thomaswalma Twitch: @gameymcfitness)
Recorded at Podcast Detroit

Family Leasing

Idea: A service for leasing or "time-sharing" spouses and/or children. Also: time-sharing pregnancies (what's an ovary amongst friends?), trading husbands to obtain the currently-needed carpentry skills, the three-husband theory

Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 24

Samantha Rager (Instagram: @samrager.is.alright Facebook: Samantha Rager)
Max Sheldrick (Instagram: @maxsheldrick)
Teena Green (Facebook: @teena.green.66635)
Jeewan Gill (Facebook: @jeewan.gill.5)
Tom Walma (Facebook: @tom.walma X: @thomaswalma Twitch: @gameymcfitness)
Recorded at Podcast Detroit

Comedy Guerrilla Marketing Ideas

Idea: A brainstorming session for guerrilla marketing/promotion techniques for standup comedians, including skywriting, business cards exploding out of fake corpses, etc. Also: the famous bum of a small town

Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 24

Samantha Rager (Instagram: @samrager.is.alright Facebook: Samantha Rager)
Max Sheldrick (Instagram: @maxsheldrick)
Teena Green (Facebook: @teena.green.66635)
Jeewan Gill (Facebook: @jeewan.gill.5)
Tom Walma (Facebook: @tom.walma X: @thomaswalma Twitch: @gameymcfitness)
Recorded at Podcast Detroit

Child Talkback Machine

Idea: An electronic device to listen to and respond verbally to small children when parents are unable or unwilling to devote their full attention to them

Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 23

Dustin "Lee"
Tom Walma (Facebook: @tom.walma X: @thomaswalma Twitch: @gameymcfitness)
Ted Moss (Book: Look Out...I'm Parenting Here! A Survival Guide for the Single Parent Facebook: @teddystips)
Recorded at Podcast Detroit

Modular Skyscraper City Part 2

Idea: A futuristic city made out of movable cubes which can be made to be ultra-lightweight using a vacuum in the upper stories, allowing the buildings to be up to 3 miles high, to fly, and to control the weather (make it rain and stop tornadoes)

Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 22

Kerry McCabe
Megan Cottington (Instagram: @megsueheath)
Tom Walma (Facebook: @tom.walma X: @thomaswalma Twitch: @gameymcfitness)
Steve Gay (Facebook: @sgay2)
Recorded at Hard Knocks Grill in Jackson, MI

Shoplifting-Based Economy

Idea: A weird and possibly accidentally evil idea for a futuristic economy where shoplifting is not only no longer a crime, it's actually a completely acceptable method of commerce

Scott Gaughan (Facebook: @scott.gone)
Diego Attanasio (Facebook: @diegocomedy Instagram: @DiegoComedy)
Kevin Key (Instagram: @kevinjokeskey)
Tom Walma (Facebook: @tom.walma X: @thomaswalma Twitch: @gameymcfitness)
Recorded at Broken Knuckle Studio in Waterford, MI (Facebook: Broken Knuckle Studios)

Trump and Drake Are The Same Person

Idea: A conspiracy theory that Donald Trump and Drake are the same person, because Drake songs sound kind of like Trump speeches. Also: an impression of Trump singing a Drake song, questioning whether Trump is a reptilian, questioning whether successful draft-dodging makes you smart and if you'd dodge the draft

Drake photo by The Come Up Show license CC BY (photo has been modified)

Trump photo by Gage Skidmore license CC BY-SA 2.0 (photo has been modified)

Scott Gaughan (Facebook: @scott.gone)
Diego Attanasio (Facebook: @diegocomedy Instagram: @DiegoComedy)
Kevin Key (Instagram: @kevinjokeskey)
Tom Walma (Facebook: @tom.walma X: @thomaswalma Twitch: @gameymcfitness)
Recorded at Broken Knuckle Studio in Waterford, MI (Facebook: Broken Knuckle Studios)

Crucifixion Advertising

Idea: A satirical comedy sketch where the story of Jesus's crucifixion is used in TV commercials to sell products like GPS, sports drinks, pickup trucks, and ab rollers

Scott Gaughan (Facebook: @scott.gone)
Diego Attanasio (Facebook: @diegocomedy Instagram: @DiegoComedy)
Kevin Key (Instagram: @kevinjokeskey)
Tom Walma (Facebook: @tom.walma X: @thomaswalma Twitch: @gameymcfitness)
Recorded at Broken Knuckle Studio in Waterford, MI (Facebook: Broken Knuckle Studios)

Old Man Strip Clubs

Idea: Strip clubs which keep prices low by using old men wearing sweaters as strippers. Also: "lemon party", the smell of incontinent old men wearing sweaters and profusely sweating, giving the old men poor tips as revenge because they don't understand money and only gave you 25 cents to mow their lawn

Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 20

Joel Fragomeni (Facebook: @joelfragomeni)
Branden Milsk
Sophia Spagnuolo (Facebook: @sophia.spagnuolo.7)
Tom Walma (Facebook: @tom.walma X: @thomaswalma Twitch: @gameymcfitness)
Recorded live at Podcast Detroit

Single-Day Presidential Campaigns

Idea: A presidential election where the candidates aren't announced until the day before the election. Also: debates don't matter because they aren't really debates anyway. Alternate idea: giving voters drugs that temporarily impair their memories on election day to force them to take a fresh look at the candidates

Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 20

Joel Fragomeni (Facebook: @joelfragomeni)
Branden Milsk
Sophia Spagnuolo (Facebook: @sophia.spagnuolo.7)
Tom Walma (Facebook: @tom.walma X: @thomaswalma Twitch: @gameymcfitness)
Recorded live at Podcast Detroit

Asian Carp Prevention

Idea: A unique (and very silly) solution for preventing the fish species Asian Carp from invading the Great Lakes and damaging the ecosystem and fishing industry

Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 17

Mark Sweetman (Facebook: @marksweetman TV Show: Ann Arbor Tonight)
Doug Glidden (Facebook: @doug.glidden.7)
Tom Walma (Facebook: @tom.walma X: @thomaswalma Twitch: @gameymcfitness)

50 Shades of Rainbow

Idea (NSFW): a TV show like Reading Rainbow but for fan-fiction. Also: it would drive LeVar Burton insane, maybe the authors of the creepy perverted fan fiction were on Reading Rainbow as kids and it somehow corrupted them

Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 16

Darnell Anderson (Facebook: @darnellIRL)
Zachary Burcar (Facebook: @ZacharyBurcar)
Nicki Wright (Facebook: @nickiisrad)
Tom Walma (Facebook: @tom.walma X: @thomaswalma Twitch: @gameymcfitness)

SlowPokeAlypse

Idea: To slow down travel to reduce the stressful fast pace of life. Also: people jumping onto the slower vehicles while they're moving and robbing them (like modern-day wild west train robberies), a crazy plan for world domination which involves human spiders and removing dates from all photos

Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 16

Darnell Anderson (Facebook: @darnellIRL)
Zachary Burcar (Facebook: @ZacharyBurcar)
Nicki Wright (Facebook: @nickiisrad)
Tom Walma (Facebook: @tom.walma X: @thomaswalma Twitch: @gameymcfitness)

Books for Pets

Idea (NSFW): Books to read to your pets. Also: pet feminism and barbed genitalia, pets creating their own books (possibly with the aid of a Ouija board), crazy ways rich people pamper their pets

Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 16

Darnell Anderson (Facebook: @darnellIRL)
Zachary Burcar (Facebook: @ZacharyBurcar)
Nicki Wright (Facebook: @nickiisrad)
Tom Walma (Facebook: @tom.walma X: @thomaswalma Twitch: @gameymcfitness)

Cauliflower Ear Mold

Idea: a new form of cosmetic body modification where you intentionally give someone cauliflower ear and then use a cookie cutter mold to permanently shape the ear into an artistic shape

Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 15

Josh Bowab
James Eliot (Instagram: @itsjimeliot Facebook: @jim.eliot.33)
Tom Walma (Facebook: @tom.walma X: @thomaswalma Twitch: @gameymcfitness)