Dual-Use Nuclear War Prep Ideas

Ideas on how to prepare to survive a non-direct-hit nuclear blast that you can also use for other purposes, so you're not wasting your money and accumulating junk which will probably never be used, including an extendable roof that can extend all the way down to the ground to cover your windows during a bomb blast and also allow you to have more solar panels on your roof or to sled down it in the winter, a sprinkler system on your roof to protect your house from burning down during a bomb blast or a forest fire, a storage space underneath a waterbed that you can lay in to use the water of the bed to block the radiation that seeps through your walls. Also: levels of sadism at which you can find something funny without feeling guilty about it; pressing a board against the inside of your windows to support them and painting the board to look like the inside of your house from the outside (Wile E. Coyote style) so your neighbors don't judge you; the 3 things we'd want in a bomb shelter

Ace Armstrong (X: @AceSmellsFunny YouTube: @acesmellsfunny)
Deepak "DP" Aggarwal (Facebook: @not8allfunny)
Tom Walma (Facebook: @tom.walma X: @thomaswalma Twitch: @gameymcfitness)

Bad Singer Living in a Musical (Movie)

Idea: A movie set in a universe where people sing and dance all of the time (like in a musical or Bollywood movie), and the protagonist is horribly bad at both singing and dancing, which causes his life to be very difficult. Also: Angelyne and the Rockefeller-era woman who couldn't sing but her rich parents tried to make her a famous singer; Bear Grylls struggling to live with the Kardashians, as narrated by David Attenborough

Ace Armstrong (X: @AceSmellsFunny YouTube: @acesmellsfunny)
Deepak "DP" Aggarwal (Facebook: @not8allfunny)
Tom Walma (Facebook: @tom.walma X: @thomaswalma Twitch: @gameymcfitness)

Small Talk Mask

Idea: A speaker hidden inside a mask which uses AI to talk for you (pretending to be you) so you don't have to small talk. Also: it could "trash talk" for you if you get tongue-tied in stressful situations; it could help standup comedians by handling heckers, doing your act for you if you lose your spot in your set, or the audience could wear it and it could laugh for them; it could be warn on other parts of your body, such as to be a fart machine

Ace Armstrong (X: @AceSmellsFunny YouTube: @acesmellsfunny)
Deepak "DP" Aggarwal (Facebook: @not8allfunny)
Tom Walma (Facebook: @tom.walma X: @thomaswalma Twitch: @gameymcfitness)

Jimmy Olsen's Blues (Movie)

Idea: A movie, based on the song "Jimmy Olsen's Blues" by the "Spin Doctors", starring Jimmy Olsen, a photographer who works with Lois Lane in the Superman universe. In the movie, Jimmy's in love with Lois Lane, and he's jealous and angry that she's in love with Superman, who's incompetent, clumsy, and arrogant, and is only able to defeat villains due to dumb luck and Jimmy's help. And so Jimmy decides to kill Superman. Also: "Mr. Bean" as Superman and other casting ideas; telling somebody they'd make a good villain and then feeling awkward when they ask why; Bollywood movies and sad songs with weirdly upbeat dance numbers

Ace Armstrong (X: @AceSmellsFunny YouTube: @acesmellsfunny)
Deepak "DP" Aggarwal (Facebook: @not8allfunny)
Tom Walma (Facebook: @tom.walma X: @thomaswalma Twitch: @gameymcfitness)