Clown Busses

Idea: To see how many clowns fit in a school bus and/or for clown cars/busses to be used for public transportation. Also: lots of dark humor about clowns; environmentally-friendly clown mass transit where you replace your carbon footprint with a giant clown shoe footprint; that time a group of clowns came to a local standup comedy open mic

Sherry Hoenicke (Instagram: @hobcomedy Facebook: @sherry.hoenickebarnes)
Donovan Tesin (Instagram: @donovantesin Facebook: @DonovanTesin)
James River (Instagram: @jamesrivercomedy Facebook: @jamesrivercomedy Cash App: $jamesrivercomedy)
Tom Walma (X: @thomaswalma Twitch: @gameymcfitness)

Loud Bike Horn

Idea: A horn for bicycles which is less rude than a normal bike horn but also louder than a normal bike horn to get drivers to better notice the bicyclist for safety reasons. Also: maybe you need a quiet "excuse me" horn and a loud "oh, crap" horn; tricking out a bicycle with weapons like a James Bond car; poor sidewalks, traffic, and the danger of bicycling in the city; questioning whether you can you get a DUI on a bicycle (BUI?), the impossibility of being intensely drunk while riding a bicycle or motorcycle, and a bike horn that "sounds drunk" when the bicyclist is drunk

Sherry Hoenicke (Instagram: @hobcomedy Facebook: @sherry.hoenickebarnes)
Donovan Tesin (Instagram: @donovantesin Facebook: @DonovanTesin)
James River (Instagram: @jamesrivercomedy Facebook: @jamesrivercomedy Cash App: $jamesrivercomedy)
Tom Walma (X: @thomaswalma Twitch: @gameymcfitness)

"Boomer Ring" Rotary Cell Phone

Idea: A cell phone that is used exactly like an old-fashioned cordless phone or rotary phone so boomers who don't understand cell phones can still use the phone in nursing homes without land lines. Also: it would be better than kludging together Magic Jack with WiFi or a cell phone paired with a Bluetooth cordless phone; hipsters and recovering cell phone addicts might also want to use it; nursing homes might not supply phones to every room because their tenants would run up adult phone line bills or fall prey to scams; in the future we'll communicate directly with our minds and elderly Millennials/GenYs/GenZs in nursing homes who can't figure out the mind phones will have to buy special old-timey cell phones

Sherry Hoenicke (Instagram: @hobcomedy Facebook: @sherry.hoenickebarnes)
Donovan Tesin (Instagram: @donovantesin Facebook: @DonovanTesin)
James River (Instagram: @jamesrivercomedy Facebook: @jamesrivercomedy Cash App: $jamesrivercomedy)
Tom Walma (X: @thomaswalma Twitch: @gameymcfitness)