Bondage Gear For Coronavirus Prevention

Idea: To use leather bondage masks for Coronavirus prevention, because leather masks with shiny silver zippers are stronger (and therefore better) than paper masks and cloth masks. Also: whips to encourage social distancing, "breath play", questioning whether Canadians are too polite for BDSM

Scott Gaughan (Facebook: @scott.gone)
Diego Attanasio (Facebook: @diegocomedy Instagram: @DiegoComedy)
Kevin Key (Instagram: @kevinjokeskey)
Tom Walma (Facebook: @tom.walma X: @thomaswalma Twitch: @gameymcfitness)
Recorded at Broken Knuckle Studio in Waterford, MI (Facebook: Broken Knuckle Studios)

Forrest Gump 2 Still Running

Idea: A parody sci-fi sequal to the movie Forrest Gump, where Forrest Gump lives as artificial intelligence in a computer, plays Pong instead of Ping Pong, takes over Skynet, and blows up the world in order to destroy all pornographic digital pictures of Jenny

Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 14

Erich Laux (Website: erichjlaux.com Instagram: @erichjlaux)
Scott Wilding (Facebook: @scott.wilding.1)
Michael Dinkelis (Facebook: @mdinkelis Instagram: @mdinkdoesink)
Tom Walma (Facebook: @tom.walma X: @thomaswalma Twitch: @gameymcfitness)

Slamchat

Idea: An app which detects that you've thrown your phone and simulates an old school angry phone slam to the person on the other end of the call. Also: maybe automatically delete the person on the other end of the call from your contacts, maybe use a custom angry hangup message instead of a "phone slam" sound

Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 14

Erich Laux (Website: erichjlaux.com Instagram: @erichjlaux)
Scott Wilding (Facebook: @scott.wilding.1)
Michael Dinkelis (Facebook: @mdinkelis Instagram: @mdinkdoesink)
Tom Walma (Facebook: @tom.walma X: @thomaswalma Twitch: @gameymcfitness)

Recreational Fake Kidnapping

Idea: A recreational fake kidnapping service (as inspired by "escape rooms") where you have to solve puzzles to escape. Also: a fake kidnapping "promposal" and how it could go wrong, PTSD, staging a heroic escape (as a couple) from fake kidnappers and then never telling your girl/boyfriend that it was fake

Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 13

Alex Bozinovic (Facebook: @alex.bozinovic Website: alexbozcomedy.com)
Jeff Ford (Website: jrfordbooks.com Facebook: @jeffrey.ford.952764 Instagram: @authorjeffreyrford10 X: @Comicjeff10)
Dan Turco (Facebook: @THATDanTurco)
Tom Walma (Facebook: @tom.walma X: @thomaswalma Twitch: @gameymcfitness)

Drug Disposal Drones

Idea: a toy-sized drone to be used to fly drugs out of your car window if you get pulled over by the cops. Also: a retired police officer's thoughts on the idea, police falcons to chase the drones

Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 12

Daniel Thomas (Facebook: @djt0715)
Khurum Sheikh (Facebook: @khurum.sheikh)
Andrew Magryta (X: @AndrewMagryta Facebook: @andrew.magryta)
Tom Walma (Facebook: @tom.walma X: @thomaswalma Twitch: @gameymcfitness)

Uncooked Chicken Diet

Idea: To intentionally eat uncooked chicken to get sick in order to lose weight. It would be normal uncooked chicken with cooking instructions on the package that leave it undercooked, and these instructions would justify charging twice the normal price. Also: a few other ridiculously unhealthy ideas for losing weight

Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 11

Dan Turco (Facebook: @THATDanTurco)
Chris Lazar
Tom Walma (Facebook: @tom.walma X: @thomaswalma Twitch: @gameymcfitness)

Daily Affirmation Mirror

Idea: A daily affirmation mirror, which, when you look at yourself, makes you feel better about your disappointing appearance by saying "it's not your fault" (because hearing someone else say it is more convincing than just saying it to yourself). Also discussed: hacking the mirror to play mind games on a spouse, massage devices as "plausible deniability adult toys"

Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 10

Steve Hansen (Facebook: @SteveHansenComedy)
Cory B.
Tom Walma (Facebook: @tom.walma X: @thomaswalma Twitch: @gameymcfitness)

Muscle Building Suit

Idea: A futuristic/sci-fi suit that gives your body muscles without exercising. Possibilities for how the suit would work include weighted clothing, electric shocks, and covering your body with shakeweights

Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 8

Alex Bozinovic (Facebook: @alex.bozinovic Website: alexbozcomedy.com)
Jeff Ford (X: @Comicjeff10 Website: jrfordbooks.com Facebook: @jeffrey.ford.952764 Instagram: @authorjeffreyrford10)
Dan Turco (Facebook: @THATDanTurco)
Tom Walma (Facebook: @tom.walma X: @thomaswalma Twitch: @gameymcfitness)

Dehydrated Water Pill

Idea: A pill containing "dehydrated water" (oxygen?) to help you survive a Mad Max style desert apocalypse

Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 8

Alex Bozinovic (Facebook: @alex.bozinovic Website: alexbozcomedy.com)
Jeff Ford (X: @Comicjeff10 Website: jrfordbooks.com Facebook: @jeffrey.ford.952764 Instagram: @authorjeffreyrford10)
Dan Turco (Facebook: @THATDanTurco)
Tom Walma (Facebook: @tom.walma X: @thomaswalma Twitch: @gameymcfitness)

Anal Tube

Idea (NSFW): A dishwasher-friendly tube that you poop through, so the poop comes out clean and you don't have to wipe. Available in multiple sizes. Bag and fun Play-Doh-like shape attachments also available

Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 7

Mike Flynn (Facebook: @michael.flynn.750)
Christian Royce (Linktree: linktr.ee/christianroycecomedy Facebook: @christian.royce.2025)
Alan Black (Facebook: @alanblah)
Tom Walma (Facebook: @tom.walma X: @thomaswalma Twitch: @gameymcfitness)

Enabler App

Idea (NSFW): A social media app to connect people with "enablers", who help "enable" an addiction, vice, or anything else (except violence), including mundane things such as collecting flamingo wind chimes

Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 7

Mike Flynn (Facebook: @michael.flynn.750)
Christian Royce (Linktree: linktr.ee/christianroycecomedy Facebook: @christian.royce.2025)
Alan Black (Facebook: @alanblah)
Tom Walma (Facebook: @tom.walma X: @thomaswalma Twitch: @gameymcfitness)

Left-Handed Dating

Idea (NSFW): An online-dating site exclusively for left-handed people (who think they're superior to right-handed people). Also: Jeff's history of forced right-handedness, left-handedness and depth perception

Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 5

Branden Milsk
Jeff Johnson
Tom Walma (Facebook: @tom.walma X: @thomaswalma Twitch: @gameymcfitness)

Obama Challenge

Idea: A social experiment or contest to see what's memorable. A bunch of contestants would each do something weird or interesting while meeting a famous person (such as President Obama) in public for a 5-10 second handshake or autograph. Then, years later, the famous person is put in a room with each of the contestants, to see which contestants were remembered by the famous person

Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 4

Derek Brand (Instagram: @brand9470 Facebook: @derek.brand.957957)
Jon Mullinix (Instagram: @mullinixjon)
Tom Walma (Facebook: @tom.walma X: @thomaswalma Twitch: @gameymcfitness)

Dirty Time Machine Prank

(NSFW) A small improvised idea for a dirty prank you could do using a time machine

Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 3

Greg Shur
DC Bradley (Instagram: @dcbradleyonig)
Tom Walma (Facebook: @tom.walma X: @thomaswalma Twitch: @gameymcfitness)

Gas Mask

Idea: A spray that masks the smell of farts. Or maybe a pill containing electronics which detect whether smell-cancelling chemicals need to be released while it passes through your body. Also: fart-filtering underwear, the professional fart performer (flatulist) at the Moulin Rouge

Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 1

Ted Moss (Facebook: @teddystips Book: Look Out...I'm Parenting Here! A Survival Guide for the Single Parent)
Josh Bowab
Tom Walma (Facebook: @tom.walma X: @thomaswalma Twitch: @gameymcfitness)
Recorded at Joey's Comedy Club

10 Coronavirus Prevention Ideas

Ten (mostly dumb) ideas to prevent the spread of the Coronavirus, including smelling bad on purpose to encourage social distancing, four ways to block particles being sneezed out or coughed up from spreading, two gadgets that prevent you from touching your face, an app which uses augmented reality glasses to highlight possibly-infected people to help you avoid them, "no-touch" bathrooms where you never have to touch anything (and risk getting Coronavirus on your hands) until you're finished and ready to wash your hands, and a few thoughts about reducing/preventing the spread of Coronavirus in restaurants

Markus Olind (Comedy Special: Gettin Off Comedy Series on Amazon Prime YouTube: @wet.podcast Instagram: @beardvonmarkus)
Ahmed Mansour (X: @AMan5our Facebook: @ammansourelsayed)
Tyler Sonnichsen (Web: tylersonic.com)
Tom Walma (Facebook: @tom.walma X: @thomaswalma Twitch: @gameymcfitness)

Hole-y Day Holiday

Idea (NSFW): An atheist holiday named "Hole-y Day" where you put a hole in your yard, such as a giant tire, to signify both the vast emptiness of the universe and your desire to participate in a Holey Day free love session with someone you've never been with. Also involves throwing things into holes, monkeys, and a symbolic deity who wears yoga pants

Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 1

Ted Moss (Facebook: @teddystips Book: Look Out...I'm Parenting Here! A Survival Guide for the Single Parent)
Josh Bowab
Tom Walma (Facebook: @tom.walma X: @thomaswalma Twitch: @gameymcfitness)
Recorded at Joey's Comedy Club

My Little Satanist Starter Kit

It's weird that the Ouija Board, an occult/spiritualist séance communication device, was marketed to kids by a major corporation (Hasbro) as a toy. Idea: why not also sell other witchcraft/satanist/voodoo items to kids as a kit? The kit could include items such as voodoo dolls, a pentagram on a Twister-like sheet, fake blood, about 40 fake candles, etc. Technology could also be used, such as wearable devices to shock you when someone pokes the voodoo doll, or a GPS tracker that alerts someone when you're using the kit, so they can come scare you

Richie McLonis (Facebook: @richie.mikelonis)
Bill Morrison (Facebook: @bill.morrison.37)
Tom Walma (Facebook: @tom.walma X: @thomaswalma Twitch: @gameymcfitness)
Recorded by Broken Knuckle Studios over Skype

Human-Plant Hybrids

Idea (NSFW): To use genetic engineering to combine plants with animals or people, so they can be your pets/friends/partners, can let you know if they need water or nutrients to grow better, or can be easily cloned and made into a plant army to take over the world. Also: plant fetishes, coconut trees killing more people than sharks

Bryan Deuchler (Podcast: Cartoon Tonic Facebook: @bryan.deuchler)
Matt Hamilton (Facebook: @matt.hamilton.96155669 Instagram: @nuttyfinish313)
Avery Sommerfeld (Facebook: @sommerfab)
Tom Walma (Facebook: @tom.walma X: @thomaswalma Twitch: @gameymcfitness)
Recorded at Broken Knuckle Studiosin Waterford, MI

Remote Control for In-Person Conversations

Idea: A sci-fi device that allows you to use controls currently found on a television remote control (pause, fast-forward, volume up/down, closed captioning, etc.) to control conversations in real life. The primary purpose would be to skip boring small talk when you wish someone would hurry up and get to the point, but you could also pause/rewind if you need to hear something again, etc.

Bryan Deuchler (Podcast: Cartoon Tonic Facebook: @bryan.deuchler)
Matt Hamilton (Facebook: @matt.hamilton.96155669 Instagram: @nuttyfinish313)
Avery Sommerfeld (Facebook: @sommerfab)
Tom Walma (Facebook: @tom.walma X: @thomaswalma Twitch: @gameymcfitness)
Recorded at Broken Knuckle Studiosin Waterford, MI