Smug of War (Comedic Bragging Contest)

Idea: A comedy contest where the contestants comedically brag about themselves instead of roasting an opponent. Also: avoiding downsides of roasts, including deeply hurting someone's feelings and having to do research about an opponent before the show; the two rules of "smug of war"; a concept of a "smug of war" where topics to brag about are provided to the contestants before the show (so the jokes are better and it doesn't feel like an improv game); why AI might be useful for writing jokes specifically for this show

Jeff Teed (Instagram: @jeffteed23 Instagram: @say_what_open_mic_at_hearsay)
Jack Cuncannan (Instagram: @jackc_comedy)
Tom Walma (X: @thomaswalma Twitch: @gameymcfitness)

Microaggression Shock Wristwatch

Idea: A wristwatch that reads your mind and/or predicts your behavior and shocks you to prevent you from doing racist microaggressions. Also: it could also punish you for explicitly racist/sexist/ageist acts (not just microaggressions) and could vary the punishment based on severity; it could be seen as a neutral warning/teaching mechanism for people who aren't familiar with how to behave in certain situations (too old, too dumb, from a different culture, etc.), as opposed to having the vibe of an angry nun smacking you with a ruler

Jeff Teed (Instagram: @jeffteed23 Instagram: @say_what_open_mic_at_hearsay)
Jack Cuncannan (Instagram: @jackc_comedy)
Tom Walma (X: @thomaswalma Twitch: @gameymcfitness)

Skin Pocket

Idea: A storage pocket grafted into your body and made out of your skin, so you can, for example, store things while in the shower. Also: brainstorming where on your body to put a pocket; it should look more like a pocket and less like a sphincter; women storing things between their breasts; magicians who stab needles through their arms might know good places to put skin pockets; maybe you could graft muscles into the skin pocket so you can hold the pocket closed and also ensnare pickpocketers

Jeff Teed (Instagram: @jeffteed23 Instagram: @say_what_open_mic_at_hearsay)
Jack Cuncannan (Instagram: @jackc_comedy)
Tom Walma (X: @thomaswalma Twitch: @gameymcfitness)