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Toilet Table

February 8, 2026Invention, SillinessTom WalmaComment

Idea: A small foldable table to be used while sitting on the toilet and that can be stored on the toilet when not in use. It could replace the toilet seat lid, replace the toilet tank lid (or mount on top of a special toilet tank lid), or be stored in a slot behind the toilet tank. Also: some items such as coffee cups can be placed on a wet bathroom sink, but other items like your phone or a magazine cannot be placed on a wet sink and would be more appropriately placed on a small table; questioning whether you would be socially punished if people found out that you had a table in front of the toilet; giving it an exotic European-sounding name (like "Skorza") and then pretending that toilet tables are common in Europe

Ken Carlson (Facebook: @KenCarlsonCT)
Justin Chupp (Facebook: @justin.chupp.346521 Instagram: @straightwhitemayo Open Mic (Facebook): @spicystandup)
Kevin Kelling (Facebook: @kevin.kelling.52 Instagram: @kevin.kelling.52 Instagram: @comedy.at.boldgr)
Tom Walma (X: @thomaswalma Twitch: @gameymcfitness)

Urban Agricultural Pyramids

January 31, 2026Food, SciFi, FuturisticJustin ChuppComment

Idea: To build giant hollow mountain-sized pyramids in large cities and grow food on flat terraces on the outside of the pyramids. Also: foods which require high elevation would be grown on the top of the pyramids; they could cause rain, shade cities, and/or block tornadoes from cities (or cause a deadly veggie tornado); using the pyramids for other stuff such as "pumped storage" power generators, cell phone towers (which might lead to a fear of eating "5G grapes"), tourism, etc.; once we have millions of robots that build everything, the cost of building a giant hollow pyramid could come way down

Survivalist Duel-Use Foods

January 24, 2026Food, Silliness, NSFWKen CarlsonComment

Ideas (both silly and serious) for foods which have additional practical uses during an apocalypse, such as inflatable bagels as flotation devices, sharp-edged foods as weapons, pop tarts as sticky notes, fruit roll-ups as clothing, etc. Also: Tom's apocalypse stash of greenhouse plastic; the problem of accumulating hair on 100 year spaceship journeys; garbage bags full of used toilet paper can be packed against the walls and used as insulation, which is a similar instinct to how birds use poop to hold together the straw or branches in their nests

Burial With Possessions For The Afterlife

January 20, 2026NSFWKevin KellingComment

Idea: To convince people (for the sake of the economy) to have their prized possessions put in their coffins with them when they die so they have those possessions in the afterlife (like the ancient Egyptians). Also: avoiding embarrassing items because other people can see them in your open coffin funeral; bringing your live pets or other people with you to the afterlife; boobytrapping your coffin so other people can't steal your stuff or eat/destroy your mummified body; burying collectibles (Pokemon cards, sports memorabilia, Labubus) and denying them from your children in your will; filming a ghost hunting reality show where the fake ghosts carry around the possessions they were buried with

Toilet Table

Urban Agricultural Pyramids

Survivalist Duel-Use Foods

Burial With Possessions For The Afterlife

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