Survivalist Duel-Use Foods

Ideas (both silly and serious) for foods which have additional practical uses during an apocalypse, such as inflatable bagels as flotation devices, sharp-edged foods as weapons, pop tarts as sticky notes, fruit roll-ups as clothing, etc. Also: Tom's apocalypse stash of greenhouse plastic; the problem of accumulating hair on 100 year spaceship journeys; garbage bags full of used toilet paper can be packed against the walls and used as insulation, which is a similar instinct to how birds use poop to hold together the straw or branches in their nests

Ken Carlson (Facebook: @KenCarlsonCT)
Justin Chupp (Facebook: @justin.chupp.346521 Instagram: @straightwhitemayo Open Mic (Facebook): @spicystandup)
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Tom Walma (X: @thomaswalma Twitch: @gameymcfitness)

Burial With Possessions For The Afterlife

Idea: To convince people (for the sake of the economy) to have their prized possessions put in their coffins with them when they die so they have those possessions in the afterlife (like the ancient Egyptians). Also: avoiding embarrassing items because other people can see them in your open coffin funeral; bringing your live pets or other people with you to the afterlife; boobytrapping your coffin so other people can't steal your stuff or eat/destroy your mummified body; burying collectibles (Pokemon cards, sports memorabilia, Labubus) and denying them from your children in your will; filming a ghost hunting reality show where the fake ghosts carry around the possessions they were buried with

Ken Carlson (Facebook: @KenCarlsonCT)
Justin Chupp (Facebook: @justin.chupp.346521 Instagram: @straightwhitemayo Open Mic (Facebook): @spicystandup)
Kevin Kelling (Facebook: @kevin.kelling.52 Instagram: @kevin.kelling.52 Instagram: @comedy.at.boldgr)
Tom Walma (X: @thomaswalma Twitch: @gameymcfitness)