Poop Sponge

Idea: A sponge or tampon that you insert into your butt to absorb poop, so you can conveniently remove the poop without sitting on the toilet or making any noise. Also: the "dirty tulip", hospital bedpans and how you quickly become incontinent if you don't use your rectal/bowel muscles

Connor Meade (Twitter: @connormeadian Comedy Show: The Independent)
Sarah Wooley (Facebook: @sarah.s.wooley.7)
Justin Siekierka (Facebook: @justin.siekierka ComedyShow: Comedy at Liberty Street Brewing Company)
Tom Walma (Twitter: @thomaswalma)
Recorded at Broken Knuckle Studio in Waterford, MI

Just-In-Case Pillowcase

Idea: A special pillowcase which contains a pouch to hold a condom, to use as a backup if you forgot to carry one in your wallet or keep one elsewhere in your house. Also, a great gift to awkwardly give your child on the day they move out of the house when starting college

Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 71

Kevin Smith (Twitter: @CrassHeart Podcast: Crass & Heartless)
Jason Patterson (Facebook: Jason Patterson)
Tom Walma (Twitter: @thomaswalma)
Recorded at Podcast Detroit

Time Tube

Idea: A sci-fi device and Netflix-like video streaming service to allow you to watch video of the past, anywhere and any time throughout history. Although, maybe it should be limited to stuff that happened more than 200 years ago, so you don't need to live in Stepford-like tyrannical politeness because people could catch you lying and/or watching pornography

Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 71

Kevin Smith (Twitter: @CrassHeart Podcast: Crass & Heartless)
Jason Patterson (Facebook: Jason Patterson)
Tom Walma (Twitter: @thomaswalma)
Recorded at Podcast Detroit

Car Hookup Spot App

An app to tell you the best places (private, safe from cops and criminals) to hook up in your car, which you might want to do because you don't want to show your partner how gross your apartment is. Plus, a beneficial role for perverts in society

Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 68

Jeff Horste (Twitter: @jeffhorste Comedy Special: Kevin Hart Presents The Next Level - Jeff Horste)
Gimmy Cipriano (Twitter: @theRealGimmyC)
Jacob Barr (Twitter: @kidwiththehands)
Tom Walma (Twitter: @thomaswalma)
Recorded at Podcast Detroit

Beef Leash

Seeing a hungry dog try to eat it's leash led to the idea of actually making an edible dog leash out of beef, which led to the idea of making adult toys out of beef and other foods. Also, Ella saved a frog from a toilet

Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 67

Bart Dangus (Twitter: @BartDangus Podcast: bigtimegarbage.libsyn.com)
Ella H
Tom Walma (Twitter: @thomaswalma)
Recorded at Podcast Detroit

Crime-Erasing Time Machine

Idea: Time machines that allow people to go back in time and prevent horrible crimes which would've occurred by peacefully interfering and preventing the crimes. But there might be some unexpected downsides... (Note: NSFW)

Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 64

Avery Sommerfeld (Facebook: @crazeecomedy)
Paul Pipitone (Facebook: @paul.pipitone.5)
Tom Walma (Twitter: @thomaswalma)
Recorded at Podcast Detroit

Shapeshifting Tech

Idea: A belt or suit that you can wear to allow yourself to temporarily change into any shape you want, like another person, an animal, an animated company logo, or a literal "fly on the wall". Also: a discussion on "invisibility cloaks" (Note: NSFW)

Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 64

Avery Sommerfeld (Facebook: @crazeecomedy)
Paul Pipitone (Facebook: @paul.pipitone.5)
Tom Walma (Twitter: @thomaswalma)
Recorded at Podcast Detroit

Juggalo Sitcom

A sitcom about a group of young juggalos (fans of the band "Insane Clown Posse", aka "ICP") growing up in the mid to late '90s. It would include things the wild and chaotic "Gathering of the Juggalos" concerts, backyard wrestling, and the political and pop culture context of ICP and the 1990s, such as music censorship, Columbine, and a feud with Eminem

Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 62

Trebuchet (Twitter: @trebuchetlol YouTube: TotallyAwesomeTrebuchetAwards)
Scott Wilding (Twitter: @Wilding138)
Ian James (Twitter: @dinosaurianjam)
Tom Walma (Twitter: @thomaswalma)
Recorded at Podcast Detroit

Dead Parades

Parades where you create a parade float for a semi-random dead person from your family or your community, intended to be a better way than graveyards to ensure that everyone gets remembered; could either be done yearly, or when removing the graveyard that the person is buried in (because of global warming sea rise, for example). Also: the crazy plot of the movie “How High”, flooded graveyard zombies, “Day of the Dead” and “Coco”

Aaron White (Facebook: @aaaronwhite IG: @aaaronwhite)
Tom Walma (Twitter: @thomaswalma IG: @tomwalma)

Bulls###bot

A little Jetsons-style robot which follows you around and loudly reports lies which it detects based on facial expressions, tone of voice, and also Internet data. However, you can't configure it to ignore your lies, and people could hack it to falsely report lies and destroy people's relationships. And psychopaths can use it to improve their lying skills

Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 59

Ryan Allen (Twitter: @ryanallen92)
Chris Young (Twitter: @chrisyoungcomic)
Tom Walma (Twitter: @thomaswalma)

Bored App

When you're bored, get on board the "bored app", and it’ll give you a list of stuff to do (outside of your house) near your current location at the current time, which is tailored to your interests. Also: "baby on bored" for stuff you can do with your kids, "over bored", opening businesses off-hours on-demand through the app, and creepy work bathroom stories

Aaron White (Facebook: @aaaronwhite IG: @aaaronwhite)
Tom Walma (Twitter: @thomaswalma IG: @tomwalma)

Humiliation Debt Relief Network

A social network (or TV show) which connects an addict with a wealthy person or group, where the wealthy person pays to fix the addict's financial and/or medical problems, and in exchange, the addict must endure a public humiliation. Also: drinking with cops, a boar head fixation, and a disgusting use of a stepdaughter's toothbrush

Heather Koos (Facebook Heather Koos Comedy IG: heatherkooscomedy)
Abbie Lemke (IG: abbielemke)
Marcco Gonzalez (Twitter: @marccogonzalez IG: milenio_the_clown Podcast: Sitting Down with Standups)
Tom Walma (Twitter: @thomaswalma IG: tomwalma)
Recorded at Broken Knuckle Studios in Pontiac, MI

Big D#$! Diet Plan

A plant-based diet that improves male performance (according to a documentary on Netflix), where the performance of a male partner is playfully mocked if they don't stick to the diet. Also: vegan farts, "fart guys", gym peacocking, and obesity's impact on male size

Heather Koos (Facebook Heather Koos Comedy IG: heatherkooscomedy)
Abbie Lemke (IG: abbielemke)
Marcco Gonzalez (Twitter: @marccogonzalez IG: milenio_the_clown Podcast: Sitting Down with Standups)
Tom Walma (Twitter: @thomaswalma IG: tomwalma)
Recorded at Broken Knuckle Studios in Pontiac, MI